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jokes…

April 27th, 2010

pics_gynecologist-convention

It has been said that a noted Gynecologist once proclaimed,
“The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so “fucking temperamental”. (more…)

Stag Party Dining in Traditional Krakow Style

April 27th, 2010

phil kucharz 2

As my devoted readers will know, I’m a lover of great food and international cuisine. As sales director of Party Krakow, I have to answer loads of questions about restaurants and good tucker. I’m frequently required to inform our Krakow stags about what to eat and where but, (more…)

Dining for Stags in Hooters Restaurant, Krakow

April 9th, 2010

hooters_bar_in_Krakow

As our readers will know by now, there are literally hundreds of good places for the Krakow stag to fortify his body. I’ve droned on endlessly about the Polish, Italian, French and other culinary delights available here, but there is one true theme in stag fortification that is totally universal: Chicken ‘n’ chips! (more…)

ARMAGEDDON !!

March 31st, 2010

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I worked as a teacher in the field of English in medicine. During those challenging but enjoyable years, I met some wonderful Polish doctors, surgeons and nurses, most of whom remain close personal friends. Their collective humanity and humour are things I will always treasure and remain an inspiration in my daily life. (more…)

Brewery dinner in old Krakow

March 31st, 2010

brewery dinner

The Brewery Dinner – sumptuous food and scrumptious beer

Krakow has many special secrets but one of them that the dedicated beer-coiffing, party- loving stag should learn about is the microbrewery. This is a genuine beer producer situated about a minute’s walk from the very centre of town so it’s no big deal to stagger from here to any of the other fantastic stag venues in Krakow. (more…)

At last! A“Mediterranean” meal in Krakow

February 9th, 2010

brasserie

Last weekend we made a great discovery whilst celebrating my Polish wife’s birthday with a couple of medically orientated friends who recently offered me encouragement after I accidentally decapitated a bell pepper with my teeth.

The four of us descended on a Kazimierz brasserie and were pleasantly surprised (more…)

Hello Friends of Partykrakow

February 9th, 2010

Manzana

Her indoors and I occasionally get away from office matters and go out to eat. Over the coming months, I’m planning to share with our Krakow stag groups the knowledge that I’ve gained during 9 years here. These are the “secrets” (more…)

Great breakfast for the lady of the stag who has just visited Poland

January 19th, 2010

Funny-BreakfastInBed

So, my readers may have noticed that the lads from Party Krakow actually aspire to a good and cultured life. Whilst it’s true that Dawid has never nose-dived into a Handel concerto (Philip does so on a weekly basis), both lads have links with culture. Phil likes classical music, theatre, cinema, playing the piano, reading and writing, walking in the countryside, literature, sculpture, cooking and fine wines, Dave likes girls, beer and kick boxing.

The partners of the best stag outfit in the world have worked (more…)

jokes..

January 7th, 2010

A Hard Life in Italy

Three Italian women were labouring in a field on a hot and sultry day in August. The eldest straightens up, stretches and massages the small of her back.

‘You know’ she says, ‘I wish I was Sofia Loren!’

The other two ask hey ‘Hey why you (more…)

A Walk in The Park

January 7th, 2010

Ojcowski Nationality Park

A lot of people are getting to know Krakow, largely due to people like you and companies like Party Krakow which take care of you and show you the delights of the city. But there is more, very much more, to explore and enjoy, just short distances away from the historic, former Polish capital.

People often remark that on a motorway journey from, say, Katowice to Krakow (about 60 miles) that Poland is a dull, flat part of the European Plain and

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