Just a quick note to thank you all for your time and attention on our recent trip to your amazing city. The organisation of our activities was awesome and the personal attention of the two guides very helpful and friendly. Those girls are cute, but don't tell my recently acquired wife that I said that.
Now, Davidus Maximus was a man of startling blue eyes. A chap well blessed by nature but cursed by his youthful inexperience. Life for him was one long party and he’d yet to fulfill his destiny as an overworked and underpaid company director. (more…)
A woman visits her doctor with a strange complaint:
‘Well, Madam. And what brings you to see me today?’
You see, Doctor, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm,’ she replies.
‘Oh dear! And are you taking anything for it?’
‘Yes Doctor. Pepper!’
PART 1 ROME 2 AD
Two slaves, one from Poland and one from West Gloucestershire are imprisoned together in the Colloseum. Several hungry lions can be heard nearby and there is an uncomfortably loud hum of anticipation filling the theatre as the crowd whips itself into a passive killing frenzy. The hum grows into a roar as the emperor lowers his bloated buttocks to the bench that habitually supports him during the ritual feeding of the Christians to the lions. He farts, belches and then falls asleep.
Party Krakow regularly meets with some of the other reputable stag party organisers for a chin-wag and, on one occasion, we had cause to entertain a rather famous company from Budapest. They regaled us with an anecdote concerning the early days of party organisation. The lads had asked for a stripper but the organisers couldn’t find one. So, not wishing to lose face, they hired a hooker.
In a different life, I lived in a beautiful Spanish town on the Costa Blanca. I’ll never forget one special May when my parents came to visit me during my 5 years there. (more…)
Recommended for Krakow stag weekends, bachelor parties, birthday celebrations, annual events or team building exercises if your team is particularly into getting drunk and shouting at each other !
Krakow Drinking Golf takes the fundamental Idea of golf, lays to one side the silly trousers, the standing in the rain and the risk of contracting Leptospirosis, and delivers a much more enjoyable, although often more dangerous, version of the game we all know.
The rules are simple- you write a name of a famous actor/actress / musician or even a famous animal on the card and stick it on the forehead of somebody else so he didn’t see what was written there. Of course somebody sticks a memo card to your forehead as well. (more…)
A man’s wife is truly disturbed by her husband’s untimely death and surprised when summoned by the undertaker to visit him urgently.She goes along as requested and adopted a suitably horrified expression when he explained the reason for the invitation. (more…)
It’s not often that my beloved Dawid Nowak, senior partner and founder of Party Krakow finds me an interesting (extra) job to do. He’s bloody good at English but he delights in finding me tasks that any normal guy would consider above and beyond the call of duty simply because I’m British. So can you imagine our last meeting? (more…)
The adventurous guy, particularly of the type that books his Krakow stag party during the low season, not only misses out on the crowds but also gets to try some of our winter activities. These do not include building snowmen and snowballing but they do include snowmobiling. (more…)
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