Archive for November, 2009
Unique “club on wheels” in old Krakow
Monday, November 30th, 2009When it comes to stately travel around Krakow, there are a few sweet options for the Krakow stag group. The obvious choice, for small groups, is an extended limousine of American origin. Pretty nice and very impressive to draw up to your hotel in such a car! ‘Wow! Here comes Michael Jackson’s uncle’s cousin’s daughter!’
There is however another, sweeter option for the discerning traveler who wants style, comfort and the status of anonymity. (more…)
White water rafting in Krakow
Friday, November 20th, 2009Whitewater Rafting for the Stag Party in Krakow.
For the uninitiated stag party member, whitewater rafting is a challenging, adrenalin-raising activity to clear the cobwebs after a heavy night out on the town. All that comes between a weekend reveller’s arse and a good soaking is a good quality inflatable raft and a bit of determination! (more…)
Survival menu after return from your Krakow stag party
Friday, November 20th, 2009Survival menu after return from your Krakow stag party
Hi Gents!
As a British guy, I know the horrors of the kitchen. Apparently, we are the world’s top people when it comes to sharing the household chores with our women. This is sad, but true. (more…)
Never dress up as the Invisible Man !
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009Virtual Stag!
A few guys organized a virtual stag party in Krakow. They got themselves suitably oiled and dived into their little box of stag party outfits. One dressed as Superman, the other as Batman and the heroes departed on a mission to Jupiter. Mission accomplished, the lads set off back to earth, punching their way through outer space at speeds that are truly unbelievable. (more…)
Off road, national park and naked imperfections
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009A stag party took off in Poland during the summer of 2008. There were 25 lads who decided to hire themselves some 4 wheelers while they were here. It was July and the temperature was around 35C (that’s about 95F in old money).The guys had a free day and found a spot on a mountain river where they did some skinny dipping. The stag got himself well-oiled on the duty free scotch they’d bought for the occasion and duly passed out. Some time that afternoon, one of the drivers announced his intentions of getting back to Krakow since they had a strip dinner and pub crawl organized. (more…)
Farty stag weekend in Krakow
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009A stag once fell foul of all the food and booze he’d consumed during a 72 hour stay in Krakow. The poor sod found a liking for bean soup during his stay and reckoned without the consequences. He was between dumps and feeling seriously bloated whilst attending a strip dinner in a private room at his hotel. He was seriously pissed but also a gentleman. So rather than give vent to his farts in the company of his mates, he reasoned that he could reasonably slip upstairs to his room and do the deed. (more…)
Like a cock…
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
Did you hear the one about the guy on his wedding night that thought his wife was virgin territory?
After the wedding breakfast, the happy couple went to their hotel bedroom where the husband thought he’d be able to establish his dominance of sexual matters for the rest of his life. “Begin as you mean to continue”, he thought. (more…)
The river in Krakow, cruises and fun – a British resident’s opinion
Monday, November 9th, 2009One of the things commonly asked of us who are lucky enough to live here, is “What does Krakow have to offer?” Good question and the simple answer is “lots”! Many stag groups visit this magnificent city and visitors frequently ask local Brits for advice. I’ve got to know a few party goers and a couple of companies that act as organizers, so I’m relatively qualified to answer the question.
Mud Wrestling and BBC in Krakow
Monday, November 9th, 2009Mud Wrestling and BBC
The less athletic stag party, going about its business, might wish to consider the idea of simply relaxing, in warm surroundings, and watching a brace of babes, embalmed with baby lotion, having a mock combat. (more…)
Guns in Krakow
Monday, November 2nd, 2009Target Shooting for Stag Parties in Krakow
Fun activities like ASG and paintball are extremely popular with the boys on a stag do looking for a contrast to the lavish evening and night pastimes that they experience in Krakow. But one thing that these worthy and well – organized sports can never have, is the crack and feedback of the real thing. For the lover of real big boys’ toys, here are some facts about the real guns that our Krakow lads can fire in safe and legal conditions.
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