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4 hilarious ways to drink your beer the fastest
Every beer drinker knows that the real secret is to control the throat and keep it open whilst smoothly pouring the drink directly into the stomach. For those that find that a bit clinical and rather pointless, here are 4 alternatives.
- For each person: crush 2 red hot bell peppers and blend with 1 tablespoon of tobasco. Add salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste. Drink in one mouthful. Wait for exactly 3 minutes with jaws clamped tightly together. Have the beer lined up and then, on the starter’s signal, drink the beer.
- This is simpler and depends on the assistance of a nubile female (or 2) and the libido of the drinker. Simply line up one beer per person and bring on the lady wearing nothing but a thong. The fastest drinker gets to visit her private room above the bar.
- Sword swallowing is based on opening the gullet and letting the blade slide downward whist resisting the urge to puke your _ _ _ _ up. Simply enroll in a University course on sword swallowing to bring your swallowing performance to peak level, then drink the beer.
- Drill a 10mm hole through each ear slightly downwards into the throat. This will help to draw in air at the same pressure as you draw in the beer and will speed things up by about 7%.For the serious professional: a combination of all the above should guarantee the highest speed
