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Just wanted to say thanks for organising everything for the stag trip last week. We all had a great time and the tour guide girl, whos name I forget, was very pleasant indeed.
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jokes…
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so “fucking temperamental”. (more…)
ARMAGEDDON !!
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I worked as a teacher in the field of English in medicine. During those challenging but enjoyable years, I met some wonderful Polish doctors, surgeons and nurses, most of whom remain close personal friends. Their collective humanity and humour are things I will always treasure and remain an inspiration in my daily life. (more…)
Great breakfast for the lady of the stag who has just visited Poland
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
So, my readers may have noticed that the lads from Party Krakow actually aspire to a good and cultured life. Whilst it’s true that Dawid has never nose-dived into a Handel concerto (Philip does so on a weekly basis), both lads have links with culture. Phil likes classical music, theatre, cinema, playing the piano, reading and writing, walking in the countryside, literature, sculpture, cooking and fine wines, Dave likes girls, beer and kick boxing.
The partners of the best stag outfit in the world have worked (more…)
jokes..
Thursday, January 7th, 2010
A Hard Life in Italy
Three Italian women were labouring in a field on a hot and sultry day in August. The eldest straightens up, stretches and massages the small of her back.
‘You know’ she says, ‘I wish I was Sofia Loren!’
The other two ask hey ‘Hey why
you (more…)
Custard, mustard and ..?
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
Two gays enter a bar in Krakow and the senior of the two tells his chum to go to the bar and order two glasses of gin. Off he minces and, finding a place at the bar where he can discreetly massage his piles, asks ‘Two glasses of gin please.’
The barman, a dyed in the wool homophobe, says ‘Yes Sir. Certainly. What kind of gin would you like?’ (more…)
Never dress up as the Invisible Man !
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
Virtual Stag!
A few guys organized a virtual stag party in Krakow. They got themselves suitably oiled and dived into their little box of stag party outfits. One dressed as Superman, the other as Batman and the heroes departed on a mission to Jupiter. Mission accomplished, the lads set off back to earth, punching their way through outer space at speeds that are truly unbelievable. (more…)
Off road, national park and naked imperfections
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
A stag party took off in Poland during the summer of 2008. There were 25 lads who decided to hire themselves some 4 wheelers while they were here. It was July and the temperature was around 35C (that’s about 95F in old money).The guys had a free day and found a spot on a mountain river where they did some skinny dipping. The stag got himself well-oiled on the duty free scotch they’d bought for the occasion and duly passed out. Some time that afternoon, one of the drivers announced his intentions of getting back to Krakow since they had a strip dinner and pub crawl organized. (more…)
Farty stag weekend in Krakow
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
A stag once fell foul of all the food and booze he’d consumed during a 72 hour stay in Krakow. The poor sod found a liking for bean soup during his stay and reckoned without the consequences. He was between dumps and feeling seriously bloated whilst attending a strip dinner in a private room at his hotel. He was seriously pissed but also a gentleman. So rather than give vent to his farts in the company of his mates, he reasoned that he could reasonably slip upstairs to his room and do the deed. (more…)
Like a cock…
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
Did you hear the one about the guy on his wedding night that thought his wife was virgin territory?
After the wedding breakfast, the happy couple went to their hotel bedroom where the husband thought he’d be able to establish his dominance of sexual matters for the rest of his life. “Begin as you mean to continue”, he thought. (more…)
11 cheesy chat up lines which are guaranteed to bring you failure
Monday, September 14th, 2009