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We all had a great time in Krakow the appartments were only five minutes away from market square as we were told no hassle whatsoever while we were there the transport and accomodation were A1 would definately use you guys again.
Like a cock…
Did you hear the one about the guy on his wedding night that thought his wife was virgin territory?
After the wedding breakfast, the happy couple went to their hotel bedroom where the husband thought he’d be able to establish his dominance of sexual matters for the rest of his life. “Begin as you mean to continue”, he thought.
His wife shyly undressed her beautiful body while he gazed in admiration at the creamy white flesh, the perky nipples and all the goodies that were presented to him. Tearing his gaze from the neatly trimmed triangle of hair that had been revealed by the removal of her panties, he croaked “Would you like to see my penis?”
She answered “What’s a penis?”
He smiled and removed his Kalvin Kleins to reveal his erection!
“This is a penis” he said whilst pointing to his throbbing member.
“Oh!’ came her unenthusiastic reply. “It’s like a cock but smaller…”
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