Never dress up as the Invisible Man !

Virtual Stag!

A few guys organized a virtual stag party in Krakow. They got themselves suitably oiled and dived into their little box of stag party outfits. One dressed as Superman, the other as Batman and the heroes departed on a mission to Jupiter. Mission accomplished, the lads set off back to earth, punching their way through outer space at speeds that are truly unbelievable.

Approaching earth from a distance of almost 400,000 miles can be a bit boring, even for super heroes. So Batman opened a conversation:

“Tell me, Superman, has anything unusual happened to you recently?”

“Well” he answered, “I had a cool weekend in Krakow, recently.

“Anything more interesting?” A bored Batman!

Superman, in his beautifully modulated baritone answers: “Why yes! Two weeks ago I had to go to Mars to check out the landing site for the next NASA mission. On the way back I decided to see London and diverted my flight over that city. It was warm and sunny and I had a clear view over the town. When I looked at the Post Office Tower, I couldn’t believe my super vision. Right at the top of the building was Wonderwoman. As naked as a naked woman could possibly be! She was sunbathing and writhing around in great pleasure. And  her legs were open in invitation.

“I thought about it for a few seconds before deciding what to do. I reached behind myself and lowered my blue tights revealing the old blue vein. Making momentary adjustments to the trim and yaw of my flight, I swooped in and shot straight into the gap between her legs!”

“My God” gasped an envious Batman. “She must have been surprised!”

“Too right!” replied Superman, “But not as half as the surprised as the Invisible Man was!!!!”

Never trust fancy dress too much since it can land you in the deepest, most invisible shit!