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I thought I'd drop you a line to express our thanks for a great weekend. From start to finish your team were fabulous. Please pass on my appreciation to Emila & Dominika for their patience when dealing with such a large group of very high spirited guys. 
Off road, national park and naked imperfections
A stag party took off in Poland during the summer of 2008. There were 25 lads who decided to hire themselves some 4 wheelers while they were here. It was July and the temperature was around 35C (that’s about 95F in old money).The guys had a free day and found a spot on a mountain river where they did some skinny dipping. The stag got himself well-oiled on the duty free scotch they’d bought for the occasion and duly passed out. Some time that afternoon, one of the drivers announced his intentions of getting back to Krakow since they had a strip dinner and pub crawl organized.
They bundled the sleeping, naked Michael into a car, and set off in convoy for Krakow. On the way there, Dan the driver had a brainwave and asked Mike if he wanted a slash. Mike mumbled that he did and Dan duly stopped, gave Mike a nudge, and pointed to a tree against which he was supposed to take a piss. Mike fell out of the off-roader and leant against the tree to do what he most wanted. By the time he’d finished, Dan had driven about 50 meters away, leaving the swaying stag alone.
When Mike looked round, he saw about 200 picnickers with kids and dogs all looking straight at his naked imperfections. Dan had seen a sign saying “National Park” and dropped his mate there for a slash. Never trust your friends!
I don’t even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was great. I don’t know who you are but definitely you are going to a famous blogger if you aren’t already ;) Cheers!