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Posts Tagged ‘funny stag weekend stories’

Great breakfast for the lady of the stag who has just visited Poland

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

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So, my readers may have noticed that the lads from Party Krakow actually aspire to a good and cultured life. Whilst it’s true that Dawid has never nose-dived into a Handel concerto (Philip does so on a weekly basis), both lads have links with culture. Phil likes classical music, theatre, cinema, playing the piano, reading and writing, walking in the countryside, literature, sculpture, cooking and fine wines, Dave likes girls, beer and kick boxing.

The partners of the best stag outfit in the world have worked (more…)

Never dress up as the Invisible Man !

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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Virtual Stag!

A few guys organized a virtual stag party in Krakow. They got themselves suitably oiled and dived into their little box of stag party outfits. One dressed as Superman, the other as Batman and the heroes departed on a mission to Jupiter. Mission accomplished, the lads set off back to earth, punching their way through outer space at speeds that are truly unbelievable. (more…)

Off road, national park and naked imperfections

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Pissing

A stag party took off in Poland during the summer of 2008. There were 25 lads who decided to hire themselves some 4 wheelers while they were here. It was July and the temperature was around 35C (that’s about 95F in old money).The guys had a free day and found a spot on a mountain river where they did some skinny dipping. The stag got himself well-oiled on the duty free scotch they’d bought for the occasion and duly passed out. Some time that afternoon, one of the drivers announced his intentions of getting back to Krakow since they had a strip dinner and pub crawl organized. (more…)

Farty stag weekend in Krakow

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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A stag once fell foul of all the food and booze he’d consumed during a 72 hour stay in Krakow. The poor sod found a liking for bean soup during his stay and reckoned without the consequences. He was between dumps and feeling seriously bloated whilst attending a strip dinner in a private room at his hotel. He was seriously pissed but also a gentleman. So rather than give vent to his farts in the company of his mates, he reasoned that he could reasonably slip upstairs to his room and do the deed. (more…)

11 cheesy chat up lines which are guaranteed to bring you failure

Monday, September 14th, 2009

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Sometimes when you try to chat up with a girl it seems like neither of you is from this galaxy… We know and believe you it’s her fault as women don’t seem to understand us- men… still it’s your bad luck then!

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