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We all had a great time in Krakow the appartments were only five minutes away from market square as we were told no hassle whatsoever while we were there the transport and accomodation were A1 would definately use you guys again.
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jokes…
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so “fucking temperamental”. (more…)
Great breakfast for the lady of the stag who has just visited Poland
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
So, my readers may have noticed that the lads from Party Krakow actually aspire to a good and cultured life. Whilst it’s true that Dawid has never nose-dived into a Handel concerto (Philip does so on a weekly basis), both lads have links with culture. Phil likes classical music, theatre, cinema, playing the piano, reading and writing, walking in the countryside, literature, sculpture, cooking and fine wines, Dave likes girls, beer and kick boxing.
The partners of the best stag outfit in the world have worked (more…)
jokes..
Thursday, January 7th, 2010
A Hard Life in Italy
Three Italian women were labouring in a field on a hot and sultry day in August. The eldest straightens up, stretches and massages the small of her back.
‘You know’ she says, ‘I wish I was Sofia Loren!’
The other two ask hey ‘Hey why
you (more…)
Custard, mustard and ..?
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
Two gays enter a bar in Krakow and the senior of the two tells his chum to go to the bar and order two glasses of gin. Off he minces and, finding a place at the bar where he can discreetly massage his piles, asks ‘Two glasses of gin please.’
The barman, a dyed in the wool homophobe, says ‘Yes Sir. Certainly. What kind of gin would you like?’ (more…)
Never dress up as the Invisible Man !
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
Virtual Stag!
A few guys organized a virtual stag party in Krakow. They got themselves suitably oiled and dived into their little box of stag party outfits. One dressed as Superman, the other as Batman and the heroes departed on a mission to Jupiter. Mission accomplished, the lads set off back to earth, punching their way through outer space at speeds that are truly unbelievable. (more…)
Farty stag weekend in Krakow
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
A stag once fell foul of all the food and booze he’d consumed during a 72 hour stay in Krakow. The poor sod found a liking for bean soup during his stay and reckoned without the consequences. He was between dumps and feeling seriously bloated whilst attending a strip dinner in a private room at his hotel. He was seriously pissed but also a gentleman. So rather than give vent to his farts in the company of his mates, he reasoned that he could reasonably slip upstairs to his room and do the deed. (more…)
Like a cock…
Wednesday, November 18th, 2009
Did you hear the one about the guy on his wedding night that thought his wife was virgin territory?
After the wedding breakfast, the happy couple went to their hotel bedroom where the husband thought he’d be able to establish his dominance of sexual matters for the rest of his life. “Begin as you mean to continue”, he thought. (more…)